The Texas in a Bottle guide to Texas Wine [pdf] reads:
Ever listen to somebody describe a wine? They talk about it having "character" and "personality." To hear them tell it, wines are a lot like people. We've talked it over and came to a conclusion - they have it backwards. People are a lot like wines.
And to that end, Go Texan Wine goes on to describe your personality based on what type of wine you prefer. Do you like Merlot? There's a mystical side to you, slightly mischievous, but that only makes you the life of the party.
I'm difficult. I'm demanding. But oh, oh, oh, I am so worth it. What's your wine personality?
[via Cool Infographics]