Run for your lives. The red concentric circles on the green squiggly are headed your way. From The Onion:
This is what you get when you add up all the days the average American adult spends sleeping, eating, commuting, and doing other activities.
For every family get-together I go to, it seems there are more kids running around. I know that they are related to me somehow, but what do I call them? Maybe this chart will help next time.