Series of concentric circles emanating from glowing red dot

January 10, 2013

Miscellaneous / humor, Onion

Run for your lives. The red concentric circles on the green squiggly are headed your way. From The Onion:

As we get older, job options shift — along with experience, education, and wear on our bodies.

Late at night, the new year’s resolution longed for a straight line.

Your age versus how much you worry.

A comparison of the words unique to the candidates on Twitter.