You never know what you gonna get. Life is also known to be like: a box of crayons, a park, a taxi, the surf, falling in love, a bowl of cherries, or a slideshow.
Here’s my favorite:
Life is like an old-time rail journey—delays, sidetracks, smoke, dust, cinders and jolts, interspersed only occasionally by beautiful vistas and thrilling bursts of speed.
Gordon B. Hinckley, former president of the Mormon Church, author of “Standing for Something” and other books.
Oops! The website where I found the quote had the attribution wrong. The quote is actually from Jenkins Lloyd Jones, a newspaper columnist. It was quoted by President Hinckley in a speech. My apologies to Mr. Jones!
i think mr. jones will forgive you :)
There’s also Tom Lehrer’s take: “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”
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What you get
The ever so popular Walmart growth map gets an update, and yes, it still looks like a wildfire. Sam’s Club follows soon after, although not nearly as vigorously.
I call myself a statistician, because, well, I’m a statistics graduate student. However, the most important things I’ve learned are less formal, but have proven extremely useful when working/playing with data.
A closer look at the age old question of where there are more bars than grocery stores, and vice versa.
The individual data points of life are much less predictable than the average. Here’s a simulation that shows you how much time is left on the clock.