Serena Williams, greatest of all time

For every family get-together I go to, it seems there are more kids running around. I know that they are related to me somehow, but what do I call them? Maybe this chart will help next time.

The relationship and dynamics change. Less lust, more companionship. Is that really how it works?

Everyone gets a dot. You get a dot. And you get a dot. And you.

These are the states that eat dinner the earliest and latest, along with everyone else in between.