I don’t think I’ve seen a single Rambo all the way through nor do I remember the premise of any of the movies, but I still found these kill counts amusing. Notice the near doubling of deaths each sequel. Yo, Adrian!!! Yeah, I know, wrong movie, but come on, is there really a difference?
Here’s a graph showing kill counts (mostly for my own entertainment):
Mr. Rambo may have gotten more violent in the latest installment, but it looks like he also grew more modest.
More modest? Rambo’s gotten old, so maybe he can’t show off his abs any more.
Ah, but all the HGH has allowed him to beat old age.
He isn’t on HGH is he??? All this time I thought he was natural. That’s hilarious about kills with shirt on/off…
I heard it was pretty good.
Have you seen the guy? He didn’t start doping until it was too late.
I saw him on NBC’s the contender a couple of years ago, and he was in good shape… although I guess a lot can happen in two years.
Extrapolating from this, we will see Sylvester Stallone at it again for the 8th time in 2035 at the tender age of 89. He will terminate just over 200 bad guys, but will have to watch his kill-balance, because his accomplices will be catching up with him. Team work is required though with a brisk killing pace of seven lethalities per minute (roughly one every ten seconds) after the first shot has been fired. No wonder the killing will have to start ten minutes before the movie starts, making the killing into an industrial process reminiscent of the Great War.
Yes, and Rocky will also come back out of retirement for the 100th time to fight the android that everyone thought could not be beat. Think again.
Maybe he’s old and without shirt he could get a flu…
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