Doghouse Diaries maps bed regions. I relate to this. [Thanks, Robert]
An image of the same phenomenon: http://images.plurk.com/9b8ecbd71ba74cdc43d330a8200d6bf3.jpg
Also related: http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/09/14/good-night-and-tough-luck/
This is missing the several floating Feline Islands.
You have it all wrong. In my house it is the exact opposite.
the real question … why is it so universal ???
It’s only universal among beta dudes. No real man lets the woman hog the bed.
Wow so manly! you must have testicles like dump trucks. Is what you must hear in your head when you say douchey things like this.
For the purpose of science, I superposed a heat map over the given bed map. Interesting results here: http://i.imgur.com/DHsaW.jpg
The grey zone is Girl Fart Zone. She saves them up all day, and you don’t want no part of that, son.
I wonder if this is where TEDxPortland got their theme for this year :) http://tedxportland.com/
The Uncharted Territory (plus a foot) is actually where the dogs and cat end up sleeping.
OMG, that’s exactly my life!
Thanks for sharing, Nathan.
I don’t get it.
This does not account for a pregnant wife. You might not be in the bed at that time.
Get another smaller (single) bed and place together side by side to form a larger size bed – this might solve your unhappiness on sleeping space
This is really funny!