By Emily McDowell, this recounting of dates initiated by the internet is funny. Fittingly posted on Valentine’s Day, a sample:
Estimated percentage of profiles containing the description “fun-loving”: 80
Estimated percentage of people who do not actually love fun: 0
Estimated percentage of single people in Los Angeles who both work and play hard: 85
Estimated number of times I rewrote my profile: 7
Estimated number of times I wore the same dress on first dates: 28
Estimated number of times I switched my own “body type” check box: 12
