Dropped Food. Should You Eat it?

Since you'll be trying every single drink recipe in the engineer's guide this weekend, you're most likely going to drop some food on the ground. Consult this flowchart to decide whether to eat it. Results may vary by individual.
Food on the ground, food on the ground. Looking like a fool with your food on the ground.

It looks bad to eat a dropped food but on the other way despite wasting food it is better as already third world countries facing the food crisis.
LMFAO @ “Is it bacon?”
Nothing about the 5-second rule? Shurely shome mishtake…
Not to be pedantic (but who here isn’t), but the branch for no to the “lover, boss, parent” should have gone back to the no one saw you drop it branch. What if it was a raw steak and you’re not a puma?
terrible just terrible….. that was so so poorly constructed i wanted to hit someone
So if someone saw you then it doesn’t matter if the food is sticky or not?
cute idea. but this flowchart is AWFUL
:D
nice..
I think there’s a fragment in here!